June 16, 2012

June 16, 2012

I finally got my genius plan. My plan was to make Bernie jealous. Then he'll have to come running after me. After school today, I went o Colin Chapman and pretended to be in love with him but I couldn't ! He was too disgusting. From the boogers, to the farts, to the burps. I couldn't handle it for an hour. It was horrifying! He believed that Deodorant, soap, mouthwash, and toilet paper was just a waste of money. I promised myself that I would never get close to the devil again. He looked at me with the same nauseating smile as I walked away.

When I got home, I saw my mom sitting on the couch watching a movie. Mom had blonde hair, light blue eyes, always has her glasses on the tip of her nose. She was being the same, old, boring, self. She looked at me with her wicked smile as I went to my room. "What did I do now?" I thought to myself. 
















She came up to my room and looked scared. I knew she was hiding something from me. But I didn't know what it was. 

  

"I'm  pregnant!" She blurted out. She knew I wasn't going to be happy with what she said.

@Yvonne Valentine@