June 16, 2012

June 16, 2012

I finally got my genius plan. My plan was to make Bernie jealous. Then he'll have to come running after me. After school today, I went o Colin Chapman and pretended to be in love with him but I couldn't ! He was too disgusting. From the boogers, to the farts, to the burps. I couldn't handle it for an hour. It was horrifying! He believed that Deodorant, soap, mouthwash, and toilet paper was just a waste of money. I promised myself that I would never get close to the devil again. He looked at me with the same nauseating smile as I walked away.

When I got home, I saw my mom sitting on the couch watching a movie. Mom had blonde hair, light blue eyes, always has her glasses on the tip of her nose. She was being the same, old, boring, self. She looked at me with her wicked smile as I went to my room. "What did I do now?" I thought to myself. 
















She came up to my room and looked scared. I knew she was hiding something from me. But I didn't know what it was. 

  

"I'm  pregnant!" She blurted out. She knew I wasn't going to be happy with what she said.

@Yvonne Valentine@

June 15, 2012

June 15, 2012

As I was eating sardines in lunch today, the most popular kid in Alabama High-school, Abigail Vincent came to me with her copycats. With their exotic looks, provocative clothes, and sugar-and-spice vocals, they were mean looking girls. All that came out of her mouth was, "Back Off!". I didn't know what or who she was talking about. 
"What?", I asked.
"Bernie. He is mine," she said. 
"Are you threatening me?"
"Yes I am," I clarified. She didn't have another word to say. She turned dramatically and I continued eating. I was really surprised that she actually liked him. But I knew I had to do something to keep Bernie from her. 
Later that day, I saw them sitting next to Bernie and I could tell that he was disturbed. I didn't  know how to save him from "the wannabes". 

@Yvonne Valentine@

Twitter Account

June 14, 2012

Hey people ! 

Just made a personal twitter account ! Follow me! @ValentineYvonne ! Thanks Guys!

@Yvonne Valentine@

June 14, 2012

As I was walking to Bernie's locker to tell him how I feel, Colin Chapman, a second grader who had the BIGGEST crush on me, came skipping towards me and said, "Did you get my note cupcake?". I was discusted! I couldn't believe that I actually thought Bernie had sent it to me. I felt like a fool. Colin had yellow rabbit teeth, huge elephant ears and the ugliest smile you have ever seen! Don't believe me? Have a look and tell me what u think!

Colin Chapman

@Yvonne Valentine@

June 12, 2012 -

June 12, 2012

Oh my god... I can't believe what just happened... I found a love note in my bag...  And it is from .... my "Secret Admirer". I am pretty sure that it is from Bernie. At least I hope so! It has a piece of chewed gum on it and it says, "Something to always keep me with you" ... Isn't that romantic? Well anyways... First thing tomorrow, I am going to go to him, put my finger on his shoulder and say, "I’m attracted to you so strongly that scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force and If I was sin² and you were cos² together we would be 1" I also rehearsed it in front of my dinosaur mirror! It is going to be PEERRRFFECTT ! 

(I got my dinosaur mirror from yard sale)

@Yvonne Valentine@

June 13, 2012

Today was a disaster... I got kicked out of class by my own classmates! Just because I was picking my nose they all started shouting! What is wrong with them?!? I didn't really care what they said but then I saw Bernie Lane who was the love of my life! He had silky brown hair, dreamy blue eyes, the cutest glasses in the world. He always wears the same shirt. Even though he doesn't know I exist, I am still in love with him. I stalk him on Twitter, Facebook, and Myspace. I just wish he knew how I felt for him...

 That is  him looking adorable in class...

I always take pictures of him when he is not looking... I am madly in love with him! Why does he have to be this cute!?!

 

All About Me!

Just a picture me on the first day of 9th grade (I look amazing rite?) :) My mother insisted that I take a picture.

My all time favorite snack ..... sardines! (They are so juicy)

Especially with goat cheese . mmm.....

And... my favorite game in the whole wide world is MONOPOLY !